<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409681700811599357</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:08:03.754-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ESKIMO JOE</title><subtitle type='html'>The Life of Joseph Hirt</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08358145560203424385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409681700811599357.post-2713107593859162246</id><published>2008-05-27T23:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T00:00:12.071-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wife (or Girlfriend) Beater</title><content type='html'>So the other day Joe was trying to be the good friend and help Jesa change the oil in her car.  As luck would have it, and as prophesied by wearing the wife beater tanktop, the wrench "slipped" and smacked her just below the eye, leaving a gaping wound.  A trip to the Urgent Care Center left Jesa with four nice stitches.  (he did put on a sweatshirt to cover up the tanktop before they left).  She was a trooper (a true Tidwell) and only had Joe hold her hand while the doctor gave her the stitches.  Apparently, and he's pretty open about this, they have been a couple ever since!  No photo- darn it!  Just use your imagination.  Maybe we'll get her to pose for an after shot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4409681700811599357-2713107593859162246?l=joehirt.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/feeds/2713107593859162246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4409681700811599357&amp;postID=2713107593859162246' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/2713107593859162246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/2713107593859162246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/2008/05/wife-or-girlfriend-beater.html' title='Wife (or Girlfriend) Beater'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08358145560203424385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409681700811599357.post-1184954486047238514</id><published>2008-04-22T09:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T09:51:37.208-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Valedictorian</title><content type='html'>I've kidnapped Joe's blog to announce that he is the Valedictorian of his graduating class!!  Congrats JOE!  He's too busy to blog so I'm doing it for him... ha.  Like the new background?  It's whaling camp in Point Lay, AK.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4409681700811599357-1184954486047238514?l=joehirt.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/feeds/1184954486047238514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4409681700811599357&amp;postID=1184954486047238514' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/1184954486047238514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/1184954486047238514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/2008/04/valedictorian.html' title='Valedictorian'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08358145560203424385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409681700811599357.post-7759981180322302939</id><published>2008-02-23T10:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-23T11:23:33.913-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Beginning</title><content type='html'>Hello. Welcome to my new blogspot. Recently, I have been thinking of all the funny things that happen in my life and how I wish I could not only share them with others, but to also keep a truthful record of my thoughts. This brought me to the conclusion of creating my own blogger after being inspired by my own siblings' pages. I hope you will find my stories as amusing or intellectually interesting as I do. If not, I'm sorry.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4409681700811599357-7759981180322302939?l=joehirt.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/feeds/7759981180322302939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4409681700811599357&amp;postID=7759981180322302939' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/7759981180322302939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4409681700811599357/posts/default/7759981180322302939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joehirt.blogspot.com/2008/02/beginning.html' title='The Beginning'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08358145560203424385</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
